Byron bit me - in style of Jenny kiss'd me parody poem Day 15 prompt

Byron bit me

Byron bit me when we met,
jumped, punched the air I stood in;
Lord, you sneak, who love to collect
the feats of your fist, put that in!
Say I'm shady, say I'm mad,
say that Yeats and Wordsworth hit me.
Say I'm writing gold, but add,
Byron bit me.

Sarah L Dixon  NaPoWriMo     Day 15   The parody poem  sonnet tomorrow as day 16